Random Sexual Offenderman short storiesThis is just a collection of small stories about smexy, most involving him interacting with Arc in some humorous way, a few of which were even released on his tumblr account. I figured these little stories had been building up in my notes long enough, so i might as well release the lot.Random Sexual Offenderman short stories by arcanineryu
Before I was named as a “proxy”,
(heck, i'm not even sure if he had really known much about proxies back then to begin with, and if he did, i know he hadn't really been considering it)
Smexy had made a different sort of offer to “claim me” within the boundaries of our deal.
Fall was just starting to really come into its own, the leaves in the process of changing their colors and the college campus humid and muddy from a recent rain. We were just kinda hanging around in the dorm room. I sat on the floor with my laptop, while Smexy was draped across the bed like some sort of big lazy cat, looking over my shoulder to watch the cartoon or whatever that was playing o
Chainsaw Vigilante Fanfic Part 3Climbing up the fire escape behind her apartment block later that night, or rather morning, she enters through her apartment window, locking it behind her and putting down the blinds before tossing her chainsaw on the arm chair with a yawn and a stretch.Chainsaw Vigilante Fanfic Part 3 by arcanineryu
She shrugs off her leather jacket as she walks by her clock, hitting the button just as the alarm goes off for nine o’ clock before popping her spine with another stretch.
“Man, I really gotta stop pulling these all-nighters.” She says as she takes off her mask and rubs her tired eyes “A robbery, a super hero barbeque, and a super villain scheme, all in one night! What a workout.”
She finishes changing out of her costume, stowing it in a box beneath her bed, and makes herself a cup of coffee, before exiting through her front door to see, as usual, Mrs. Lavern standing there with her black Pekinese, Mr. Snuffles.
“Hayley could you…”
“Sure thing Mrs. Lavern.” She says sle