MAN!why cant i draw him without ending up looking hot?
is he just doomed to be attractive no matter what i do?
oh well, at least i was able to color his mouth in pretty creepily. I'll try harder next time to show him being scary.
for those of you who don't know who Sexual-Offenderman is you can read his character sheet here.
he also has a deviantart group, which you can visit here
Like a bitch.
And maybe punch him in the dick if I gathered enough courage...
Offender: I've been waiting for you my sweet reaper. <3
Me: What the- How did you get in my room?!
Offender: Yknow I always find a way in. Now, come to me my sweet reaper. <3
Me: No no no no no!! *quickly runs out of my room and runs to Jeff.
Jeff: What's wrong, Jaz?
Offender: Come back here my sweet reaper. <3
Jeff: *holds me close* You back away from her!!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE F*** JUST HAPPENED!
IMMA GET THE F*** OUTTA HERE
F*** THIS S*** I'M OUT!
Offendy:...why not? >:3
ima just stop here before i scare myself XD
'OH FUCK NO!'
sorry about My typing this laptop is soooooo laggy
Me: I'm WAY outta yo league
Me: Mhm sure...Anyways, i'm out and i'm leaving on my badass ride *Hops on Rainbow sheep and runs away* >8D
Offender: Dammit, all i have is this piece of shit *Hops on his shitty ride* >8I
The End..? O-O
P.S NANANANNANANA BATMAN >8O
Heh, i'm such a troll
Uh... I'm going to find Splendor. Runs to kitchen
Me as Gametress: Splendor!
Splendor pulling cookies out of over as others waited. Splendor looks up worried : What is it dearly?!
Me stop in front of him: I'll tell you what's WRONG! When I AGREED TO CAME WITH YOU HERE. I DIDN'T MEAN AS For ME WALKING INTO MY ROOM TO FIND SMEXY WAITING FOR ME!
Offender walking to kitchen: Gametress, I thought we were playing a game.
Me: Ah!! I'm out of here. I thinks I'll stay with L.J. and not you L.J. ( L.J. looks sad.) i mean my L.J., my Jacky. I'll get lost in his home but I don’t have to deal with this.
Runs out of house and hears the others beating offender man up and Laughing jack: Gametress don’t go to your Jacky. I have candy!
L.J: what's wrong boo?..
Offender: why did you run away?..
L.J: O-O she is mine!!! MY CANDY!!!! * hisses
Houndour E.X.E: well now I've seen everything O-O
Me:Slendy help plz
*slurping noise* BRING THAT ASS HERE GIRLIE!!
And I can't move...