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Sexual Offenderman pose #3 by arcanineryu Sexual Offenderman pose #3 by arcanineryu
good lord, i set out to draw Smexy being all scary, all teeth and drool and stuff, but by the time i began drawing the shoulders he just ended up looking really horny. and i didn't want to just scrap the drawing or anything, so i guess just, here you go, i'll just call it fan service or whatever.
MAN!why cant i draw him without ending up looking hot?
is he just doomed to be attractive no matter what i do?

oh well, at least i was able to color his mouth in pretty creepily. I'll try harder next time to show him being scary.


for those of you who don't know who Sexual-Offenderman is you can read his character sheet here.
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he also has a deviantart group, which you can visit here
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:iconcinesek1ttin:
CineseK1ttin Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2015  New Deviant
If I ever saw offenderman like that I would be like
'OH FUCK NO!'
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:iconbenfan200:
BenFAN200 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2015  New Deviant
OH I THINK MY MOM CALLED I THINK I SHOULD GO NOW BYE*door is locked*this is gonna be a long night 
offender-i know:D

sorry about My typing this laptop is soooooo laggy:(
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:iconkittycheshire99016:
KittyCheshire99016 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*slaps him* TOUCH ME, AND I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT WITH MY NAIL
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:iconlovetodrawluv:
Lovetodrawluv Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
DAMMMNNNN
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:iconshadethehedgehoggie:
ShadeTheHedgehoggie Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: Your Serious? NO WAY NORWAY. Freddy's Nope Chat Icon Freddy's Nope Chat Icon 
Offender: Yup Emoticon Thingy...  
Me: I'm WAY outta yo league Harley Blink Avitar 
Offender: Bitch Please Bitch Please Bitch Please Bitch Please Bitch Please 
Me: Mhm sure...Anyways, i'm out and i'm leaving on my badass ride *Hops on Rainbow sheep and runs away* :FeelingFree: :FeelingFree: :FeelingFree:  >8D
Offender: Dammit, all i have is this piece of shit *Hops on his shitty ride* Wasabimote riding sushi Wasabimote riding sushi Wasabimote riding sushi  >8I

The End..? O-O

P.S :batman: :batman: :batman: :batman:  NANANANNANANA BATMAN >8O
Heh, i'm such a troll Doge troll emote Troll!!! Troll 
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:iconbonnie-freddy:
Bonnie-Freddy Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
I swear if you touch me Offenderman I will have your head on my wall.
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:iconshadeowwolfmix:
shadeowwolfmix Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...NOPENOPENOPE!!!
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:iconriassasin:
Riassasin Featured By Owner May 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
No thanks I'm just gonna goooooo........ * runs off quickly like speed of lightning* 
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:iconluvfluffykittens:
Luvfluffykittens Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How the fuck did I get here! 😭
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:iconcrazypiechick:
CrazyPieChick Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Smexy: :lick:

Me: :nuu:
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:iconpriscilla19:
Priscilla19 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OK!Vinyl Scratch (i liked) plz Jessica Nigri Boobs 
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:icon2whiterose:
2WhiteRose Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015

Uh... I'm going to find Splendor. Runs to kitchen
Me as Gametress: Splendor!
Splendor pulling cookies out of over as others waited. Splendor looks up worried : What is it dearly?!
Me stop in front of him: I'll tell you what's WRONG! When I AGREED TO CAME WITH YOU HERE. I DIDN'T MEAN AS For  ME WALKING INTO MY ROOM TO FIND SMEXY WAITING FOR ME!
Offender walking to kitchen: Gametress, I thought we were playing a game.
Me: Ah!! I'm out of here. I thinks I'll stay with L.J. and not you L.J. ( L.J. looks sad.) i mean my L.J., my Jacky. I'll get lost in his home but I don’t have to deal with this.

Runs out of house and hears the others beating offender man up and Laughing jack: Gametress don’t go to your Jacky. I have candy!

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:icondestinydannyphantom3:
DestinyDannyPhantom3 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Student General Artist
Nope, no way...:vincentyoucant: not in a million year. Not even for money!
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:iconweskersparda:
weskersparda Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Cuz yep imma his fan girl x)
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:iconsakuranekoblaze:
SakuraNekoBlaze Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Student Artist
Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed):nosebleed:   GAH OFFENDER STOP IT YOU'RE BEING FUCKING SEXY
Offender: hehehe
Me: No no no no no no I was KIDDING
Offender: Sure you were *Drags me to bed*
Me: HELP MEEEEEEE
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:iconweskersparda:
weskersparda Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
You lucky cx
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:iconsakuranekoblaze:
SakuraNekoBlaze Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Student Artist
Surrrrrrrrreee XD
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:iconweirdvect201:
weirdvect201 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
If his guy showed up on my bed... I would try to get away and then offer him some nice green tea.
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:iconqueenellina:
QueenEllina Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Student Writer
I THINK I PREFER (and I can't believe I am saying this) SLENDERMAN OR TENDERMAN!!!!!!!😫
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:iconsoulkiller202:
SoulKiller202 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
Silv: LAUGHING JACK!!!! *hides behind him
L.J: what's wrong boo?..
Offender: why did you run away?.. ;)
Silv: that!!!
L.J: O-O she is mine!!! MY CANDY!!!! * hisses
Houndour E.X.E: well now I've seen everything O-O
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:icongeekygamer21:
Geekygamer21 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
*hides behind slendy*
Me:Slendy help plz
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:iconxask-toy-chicax:
xAsk-toy-chicax Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015
erm no thanks 'fendy *running*
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:iconqueen-of-roses-1:
queen-of-roses-1 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015
I don't want to am OK 😨 😰Now am terrify *starts running* 😖
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:iconbink1999:
Bink1999 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:omgomg: Oh my gosh!
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:iconawkwardnessisawesome:
Awkwardnessisawesome Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Me: Come here then.

Smexy: *walks up to*

Me: *runs away* I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!Run Cry Seto Kousuke (Runs away) [10]Cloudfleck run happy run Colossal Titan Gate Destroyer (Charging) [V4] Kido Tsubomi (Cries and run) [V11] RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
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:iconkatglow7111:
Katglow7111 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I would Cry run Sonic Running Taiga Aisaka (Blush) [V1] Kaori Fujimiya (Total Shyness) [V1] Taiga Aisaka (Melt) [V1] Marry Kozakura (Total Blush) [V9] Yuiko Kuruguya (Blushing) [V9] Artimist - Blush / Embarrassed / Shy / Stuttering Futaba Blushing Icon Run Away 
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:icon0rose0blood0:
0Rose0blood0 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014
Who could say no to that face XD
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:iconcinesek1ttin:
CineseK1ttin Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2015  New Deviant
I'm with ya Banana all the way *smacks Offender*
Get of me u creep!!
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:iconcrazybanana360:
CrazyBanana360 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  Student General Artist
Me XD hahaha
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:iconkatglow7111:
Katglow7111 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 13, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
NOPE!!!!!!!!!Shinka Surprised Icon Hiyori Terrified Icon  * RUNS FAR AWAY WHERE I NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN *Run Away run run wolf Seto Kousuke (Runs away) [10] Ira Gamagori (Run From Ira Gamagori) [V1] Eren Yeager (Running) [V1] Roronoa Zoro (Running) [V2] Usopp (Running) [V2] 
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:iconroxy0908:
roxy0908 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
Clem Epic face  Llama Emoji-65 (Blood Tears...) [V3] Run Away 1 I SHALL NOT COME OVER THEE *now in a corner, rocking myself back and forth*
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:iconrubykyube:
RubyKyube Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
More like
*slurping noise* BRING THAT ASS HERE GIRLIE!!
xD
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:iconsakuranekoblaze:
SakuraNekoBlaze Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Student Artist
XD England (Laughing) [V3] Laughing Hatsune Miku-04 (Laughs) Llama Emoji-01 (Laughing) [V1] Laughing Pikachu Piff Plz 
llama cancan <--- LOLLlama Emoji-01 (Laughing) [V1] 
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:iconshadamy06:
ShadAmy06 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XDD!!
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:iconderp294:
Derp294 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
HELL NAW!
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:iconaskpsychoteddy:
AskPsychoTeddy Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014   Digital Artist
Okay...Now I'm Scared...
And I can't move...
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:icondvartgal13:
DvArtGal13 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014
yes
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:iconsilverbooksthenight:
silverbooksthenight Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014
Time to haul ass out of here! im just run away.
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:iconholyrainbow:
Holyrainbow Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ok I come don't hurt me! *O_O*
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:iconbleu-ace:
Bleu-Ace Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Is it odd that I would legit be scared of that?
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:iconarcanineryu:
arcanineryu Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Student General Artist
no, i'd say having a naked rapist monster trying to get you to come closer would realistically be pretty scary
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:iconbleu-ace:
Bleu-Ace Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That works too. That is where I go, 'Naw man, I'm cool over here.'
But that's just me.
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:iconmisshattyhattingyton:
MissHattyHattingyton Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
.......its very very very scary but also very very very very well......hot Taiga Aisaka (Melt) [V1] Bunny Emoji-83 (Oh you) [V5] 
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:iconbenthehyena:
Benthehyena Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I :icondowant-plz: and :icondonotwantplz: at the same time.
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:iconfabulousbeck:
FabulousBeck Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Is it weird that I like this? xD
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:iconpriscilla19:
Priscilla19 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hmm...may i?:)
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:iconlostsoullover:
lostsoullover Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Student Digital Artist
How about  no?
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:iconpriscilla19:
Priscilla19 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hmm,come at me bro..:$ :P
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:iconlola-rola:
Lola-Rola Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
No way man!!!!*runs* 
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:icon6bakemona9:
6Bakemona9 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
:3
Yeshh
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