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Sexual-offenderman (Slenderman variation) by arcanineryu Sexual-offenderman (Slenderman variation) by arcanineryu
before i explain anything else, i just want to say that there will be a prize awarded to whoever can come up with a good nickname for this guy.
the best nickname so far is "Smexy" but you still have time to try and top it before prizes are awarded.



alright, i know this isn't the sort of... "subject matter" that i normally do, and for the purpose of hopefully avoiding causing any of you to think particularly less of me, i feel that an explanation is in order. while browsing Slenderman fan art, i stumbled on a conversation between people who were annoyed at all the Slenderman porn there was. i suggested that people use Sexual-offenderman instead, recalling this picture of various Slenderman variations [link]
i was asked who that was, so i showed them the picture, but that got me thinking about this character, fleshing him out in my head, thinking of how he would act, especially around the other slenders, and i actually began to feel that he was a worthwhile character to explore. already i could think of memes, funny comics, awkward parodies, so i figured it would be best to just go ahead and record the basics for you guys. hopefully he can help take some of the rule 34 strain off Slenderman and maybe add a bit to the cartoon Slenderman mythos.
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lostsoullover Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student Digital Artist
So since he mostly goes after teens and adults does that mean that  as on creature (slenderman) stops , for lack of a better term , "creepin'"  another (offendy in this case) begins?
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jedwa123 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  New member
No offence( no pun intended) But, I really HATE THIS GUY! I don't know why, I just want to beat him up 'till he bleeds.
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arcanineryu Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student General Artist
makes sense. although I'd recommend dealing with him the same way you'd deal with the necromorphs from dead space. Don't try to beat them to death, that doesn't do much besides stun them. remove their limbs instead.
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jedwa123 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  New member
I would probably just turn into my real form (a fallen wolf-angel) and rip off each and every appendage slowly and painfully with my teeth, then shoot him with my 22 caliber laser gun >:D
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Zerada Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student General Artist
Ummh... Okay. xD I didin't understand everything, but anyway... :D Nice. Just... Nice. xD
He is my favorite to slender brothers. ;D
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Angel-Harmonics Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
Well oh snap! 😐
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Bunnykiller040 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
If he downloaded porn onto my computer, he'd be doing me a favour.
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nicholasnrm123 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Professional Interface Designer
Not bad
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fullmetalshaman34 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
:stress:  okay  
 (has high squeaky voice and starts to back away twitching horror when i bump into him while backing up)  F*** 
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NinjagogL9000 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  New member
This clears up ALOT for me, thanks! :D
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