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Sexual-offenderman (Slenderman variation) by arcanineryu Sexual-offenderman (Slenderman variation) by arcanineryu
before i explain anything else, i just want to say that there will be a prize awarded to whoever can come up with a good nickname for this guy.
the best nickname so far is "Smexy" but you still have time to try and top it before prizes are awarded.



alright, i know this isn't the sort of... "subject matter" that i normally do, and for the purpose of hopefully avoiding causing any of you to think particularly less of me, i feel that an explanation is in order. while browsing Slenderman fan art, i stumbled on a conversation between people who were annoyed at all the Slenderman porn there was. i suggested that people use Sexual-offenderman instead, recalling this picture of various Slenderman variations [link]
i was asked who that was, so i showed them the picture, but that got me thinking about this character, fleshing him out in my head, thinking of how he would act, especially around the other slenders, and i actually began to feel that he was a worthwhile character to explore. already i could think of memes, funny comics, awkward parodies, so i figured it would be best to just go ahead and record the basics for you guys. hopefully he can help take some of the rule 34 strain off Slenderman and maybe add a bit to the cartoon Slenderman mythos.
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Katglow7111 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  New member Student Traditional Artist
WAIT, CAN HE READ PEOPLE'S MIND????Yato (Blush) [V1] Taiga Aisaka (Blush) [V1] Mikasa Ackerman (Blush) [V1] AKCat-blush (Acchi kocchi) Kaori Fujimiya (Total Shyness) [V1] Kaori Fujimiya (Total Blush) [V1] 
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Katglow7111 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014  New member Student Traditional Artist
YESH!!!! SMEXY COOKS!!!!!!!Masato Kengo (Cooking Combo Skillz) [V4] Neko Emoji-12 (Cooking) [V1] 



THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!excited happy Squee! 
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neverett5 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
so is he omnipresent?
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arcanineryu Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014  Student General Artist
not really, but his travel time between places is almost nothing thanks to teleporting, and there is almost no place on earth he wouldn't go.
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neverett5 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
that's pretty amazing.
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roxy0908 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  Student Artist
he cooks.

HE COOKS!

HE FREAKING COOKS XDDDD I am a dummy!  Fabulous Pewdiepie Emoticon  *Free Icon/Emote* Ramen Pusheen 
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Tamarochka Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  New member Student General Artist
what happens if someone destroys the rose?
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cloakedinred247 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Student Artist
When he rapes woman, do they turn out pregnant? Or does he have some special magicor something? Or does he just use a condom? Or what if the woman actually turned out pregnant would the child be faceless with just a mouth or...?
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Reaper626 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Student
how do i meet offender man 
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YannaBanana12 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  New member Student Artist
He sounds... interesting...
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