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Sexual-offenderman (Slenderman variation) by arcanineryu Sexual-offenderman (Slenderman variation) by arcanineryu
before i explain anything else, i just want to say that there will be a prize awarded to whoever can come up with a good nickname for this guy.
the best nickname so far is "Smexy" but you still have time to try and top it before prizes are awarded.



alright, i know this isn't the sort of... "subject matter" that i normally do, and for the purpose of hopefully avoiding causing any of you to think particularly less of me, i feel that an explanation is in order. while browsing Slenderman fan art, i stumbled on a conversation between people who were annoyed at all the Slenderman porn there was. i suggested that people use Sexual-offenderman instead, recalling this picture of various Slenderman variations [link]
i was asked who that was, so i showed them the picture, but that got me thinking about this character, fleshing him out in my head, thinking of how he would act, especially around the other slenders, and i actually began to feel that he was a worthwhile character to explore. already i could think of memes, funny comics, awkward parodies, so i figured it would be best to just go ahead and record the basics for you guys. hopefully he can help take some of the rule 34 strain off Slenderman and maybe add a bit to the cartoon Slenderman mythos.
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nyancatz210 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Is he gonna be outside my house saying: Its raping time? O.O
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GeekCookiezMS Featured By Owner 1 hour ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Heh hehe
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Ask-TDROTI-Manitina Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
If me and my friend were just standing there being random and we see this guy and he offers my friend a rose..
I would kick the rose outta his hand so she doesn't take it XD
Or scream "OFFENDAMAN!!" grab her and run
:3
I think we'd be able to handle all the stalking up until the dead animals.. If dead animals are involved I'll get my sword and cut off his limbs..
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natsuki142 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  New member
OMG so many words 
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WishfulThinking12 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Offends, Offender, Offendy, and Big Daddy (that one was random).
This is also very helpful in my current situation.
My computer is being a perverted derp, but I know I haven't been offered a Rose of any sorts.
Unless it was a dream.
Then I don't know.

Suddenly I'm scared...
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lostsoullover Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Student Digital Artist
So since he mostly goes after teens and adults does that mean that  as on creature (slenderman) stops , for lack of a better term , "creepin'"  another (offendy in this case) begins?
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jedwa123 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  New member
No offence( no pun intended) But, I really HATE THIS GUY! I don't know why, I just want to beat him up 'till he bleeds.
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arcanineryu Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Student General Artist
makes sense. although I'd recommend dealing with him the same way you'd deal with the necromorphs from dead space. Don't try to beat them to death, that doesn't do much besides stun them. remove their limbs instead.
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jedwa123 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  New member
I would probably just turn into my real form (a fallen wolf-angel) and rip off each and every appendage slowly and painfully with my teeth, then shoot him with my 22 caliber laser gun >:D
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Zerada Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Student General Artist
Ummh... Okay. xD I didin't understand everything, but anyway... :D Nice. Just... Nice. xD
He is my favorite to slender brothers. ;D
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