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Sexual-offenderman (Slenderman variation) by arcanineryu Sexual-offenderman (Slenderman variation) by arcanineryu
before i explain anything else, i just want to say that there will be a prize awarded to whoever can come up with a good nickname for this guy.
the best nickname so far is "Smexy" but you still have time to try and top it before prizes are awarded.



alright, i know this isn't the sort of... "subject matter" that i normally do, and for the purpose of hopefully avoiding causing any of you to think particularly less of me, i feel that an explanation is in order. while browsing Slenderman fan art, i stumbled on a conversation between people who were annoyed at all the Slenderman porn there was. i suggested that people use Sexual-offenderman instead, recalling this picture of various Slenderman variations [link]
i was asked who that was, so i showed them the picture, but that got me thinking about this character, fleshing him out in my head, thinking of how he would act, especially around the other slenders, and i actually began to feel that he was a worthwhile character to explore. already i could think of memes, funny comics, awkward parodies, so i figured it would be best to just go ahead and record the basics for you guys. hopefully he can help take some of the rule 34 strain off Slenderman and maybe add a bit to the cartoon Slenderman mythos.
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:iconforsilverspirit:
i talk to my friend about what will Smexy do while you ignore him
and when we mention Smexy's dead animal body...

“like the kitty bring you the dead rat ?” she said.

me:.....?!
o_Olll 
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RazorPaw666 6 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm scared now.. ;__;
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viveniguess Apr 7, 2014  New member
ewww this kinda scared me because i had a dream of him eating my rightside O_O and i had a nosebleed as soon as i wake up o_O(well thats not good)anyways i think it was a fangirl dream and if not ill be scared but i do know hes not real of course..........
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PikachuInc Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ze reason why Japan made tentacle porn
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IAmTheVeryBadArtist Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hmm...what if you were allergic to roses and had a reaction when he handed it to you? 
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he says their "allergenic" X3
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Hope-Candy Mar 18, 2014  New member
Crap I'm 16 and I saw a blue rose on my bed.... :O
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slendermam Mar 29, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
Don't take it!!!
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Hope-Candy Mar 29, 2014  New member
....I did....
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