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Sexual-offenderman (Slenderman variation) by arcanineryu Sexual-offenderman (Slenderman variation) by arcanineryu
before i explain anything else, i just want to say that there will be a prize awarded to whoever can come up with a good nickname for this guy.
the best nickname so far is "Smexy" but you still have time to try and top it before prizes are awarded.

alright, i know this isn't the sort of... "subject matter" that i normally do, and for the purpose of hopefully avoiding causing any of you to think particularly less of me, i feel that an explanation is in order. while browsing Slenderman fan art, i stumbled on a conversation between people who were annoyed at all the Slenderman porn there was. i suggested that people use Sexual-offenderman instead, recalling this picture of various Slenderman variations [link]
i was asked who that was, so i showed them the picture, but that got me thinking about this character, fleshing him out in my head, thinking of how he would act, especially around the other slenders, and i actually began to feel that he was a worthwhile character to explore. already i could think of memes, funny comics, awkward parodies, so i figured it would be best to just go ahead and record the basics for you guys. hopefully he can help take some of the rule 34 strain off Slenderman and maybe add a bit to the cartoon Slenderman mythos.
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LordNeko11 Featured By Owner 18 hours ago
What would happen if he had wires cut into his flesh?
sceneanimemanga Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
My sister calls him "Fenderman" (honestly for the sheer fact we're still teens and our parents are annoyingly sheltering)
arcanineryu Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student General Artist
good plan. you can never be to careful around those overbearing parent types.
MissProxy Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student
So... What happens when the victim ends up following the trail of roses?
creepypastahunters Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  New member Student
or sex of all kings
creepypastahunters Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  New member Student
what about offendy or sexy oh and im scared now i have the similer sickness i got the slender sickness but now i think i got the offender sickness but i live in  trailer park with woods but im only 12 im about to become a teen can you give me some advice im not joking around
WolfHhowling Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014
Ah but it never says what happens, if the woman he is offered the rose too, turns out to be a sick and twisted female rapist, and offers him a rose instead, and if he were to takes what is offered, * in this case chocolates*, hes the one who gets jumped XD 

I can just see it now, some odd demon hybrid sexy chick of a girl, dragging him off by the toe, to have her wicked way with him, and him just letting her do it, with a sexy perv smirk on his face. xD

Oh good lord that would be funny, a female rival, that wants him all the time as well as everyone else... the cute fights they would get into. XD
GirlyKnight Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014
so that da ass sexy boy
These guy too sexy i love i'm fan girling out right now!!
JeffWoods039 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014
I think I have enough now
N31K0-THE-WRITER Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014
Sounds like a person i can trust and spend most of my time with... X3
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