The ice princess, adventure time fanfic part 2

Finn and Jake walk through the forest each holding a fishing rod and Jake holding a tackle box.
"Man, I am so stoked about this fishing trip!" Finn says with a fist pump
"Me too bro. Nothing like a good old fashioned battle between us manly dudes and a bunch off stupid fish."
"Bet I'll catch more fish than you."
"Finn, it's not about how many fish you catch, it's about who catches the biggest fish."
"Well I'm gonna catch the biggest fish ever! And catch more fish than you."
"Nuh uh, no-one can match my awesome fishing skills."
"Oh yea well," but he hears a noise, "hey Jake you hear that?"
Off in the distance they hear someone saying "oh glob somebody help me!"
"Someone's in trouble! Let's go!" Finn says while running after the source of the screams.
"Right behind you bro!" Jake stretches after him



They reach a small clearing where the screams were coming from, where they see someone wearing a bright blue hoodie with a gold crown, very similar to the ice kings but with a single point on the front just visible from underneath, black pants, a black belt, large brown boots with white fur trim, purple gloves, and a black mask hiding the lower half of her face like a ninja. She's holding a terrified red-brown squirrel by the neck with one hand so it's face to face with her.
"Don't play dumb with me squirrel, now tell me where it is!" She yells in a menacing voice.
"I swear I don't know anything."
"One more remark like that and I'll feed you to my kitten!"
She holds the squirrel over the incredibly cute pink kitten, which looks up at the squirrel with wide, shiny blue eyes and gives an adorable meow. This makes the squirrel start crying its eyes out with fear, despite how completely unthreatening the kitten looks.
"Hey!" Finn shouts. "Why don't you pick on someone your own size!"
Her head spins around to look at Finn and Jake. She stands up strait and responds with "Well why don't you keep your nose out of other people's business?"
"You're threatening an innocent woodland critter; I don't tolerate guys who threaten innocent woodland critters."
"DUDE! "Jake yells, "That's obviously a chick! Can't you tell by the shapely womanly figure?" He says while motioning the shapely part out with his hands.
"Oh," Finn reply's and with a small "heh heh," and an embarrassed smile he stands there while she glares at him angrily. After a moment she sighs and closes her eyes while grabbing the bridge of her nose. "Look just get out of here before you embarrass yourself even more. I still have to get my answer out of this talking squirrel."
"Let the squirrel go! He says he doesn't know anything!"
"Uhh, Finn. I think the squirrels a chick too."
No doubt, because now the squirrels angrily glaring at Finn too. He stutters for a moment, unsure of what to say next until angrily saying.
"Grrrrrrrrr, well I'm still gonna save you!" He drops his fishing rod and draws his sword
"NOW FIGHT ME!"


But she's not intimidated by this at all. "Oooooh no, you do not want to go there with me. I'm an ice ninja, I'll wipe the floor with you."
"Oh, and you expect me to be real impressed by that." Finn reply's. "Hate to break it to you lady but so are we, now feel the wrath of my…" he starts making hand signs, "wait how did it go again?"
"I think you're supposed to have your pinky like this." Jake says showing the hand sign.
"No that's not right either."
"Well how about…"
Isabella looks at them skeptically as they squabble to try and figure out the right hand signs until finally Finn is able to create a dagger made of ice in his hands and brandishes it at Isabella heroically. Isabella however, is far from impressed.
"Great," she says sarcastically "So you can barely do the easiest ice ninja trick in the book, and you expect me to be impressed by that."
"Shut up!" Finn yell's in a slightly embarrassed tone
"Hey, you're the one trying to show off his lame ice ninja skills. I gave you plenty of chances to walk away from this, and yet here you are, continuing to embarrass yourself."
"So I might have forgotten a few things, it's not like I need them to defeat you!"
"Well let's hope not, because you couldn't stand up against an average garden slug with those skills."
Finn snarls at the comment, and she continues, saying
"But who am I kidding. I'm not one to turn down a fight."
She tosses the squirrel into the grass beside her, where it quickly scurry's up a tree and out of sight, then she picks up her kitten, "Let's see what you gotttttt!!!!!" And throws it at Jake; hissing menacingly and claws unsheathing in midair, and hits him right in the face!

"AAAAAAAAA get it off get it off!!!!" He says while dropping his tackle box, spilling its contents, and trying to yank the kitten off his face. But its claws are so dug in that trying to pull it off just stretches Jake's face along with it.
"JAAAKE!" Finn yells, but he's cut off as he has to dodge as a bunch of ninja throwing stars that are shot from the Isabella's hands.
He then throws his ice-knife at her and she quickly makes a hand sign while saying "ice barrier!" and a wall of ice appears in front of her, although she still flinches when the dagger hits the barrier. Finn charges wildly, brandishing his sword above his head, and panicking slightly she makes a few hand signs and says "Glacial Guan dao!"
A spear-like weapon forms in her hands, with a regular spearhead on one end, and a short, crescent shaped blade on the other. She swings the Guan dao at Finn, using its superior length to keep him at a distance. Finn shows off his agility with some sweet dodges and flips. And with a matrix like moment of slow motion Finn back flips over the blade of her weapon, the sharp edge just barely cutting off a sliver of his back pack. He lands like a cat, but his hand lands on a sharp rock painfully. She moves in closer, swinging her frozen weapon, and in a sudden stroke of genius Finn picks up the rock and throws it at her, hitting Isabella right in the stomach. She staggers back, clutching where the rock hit her and looking furious.  


"Fine. you wanna play hardball? Let's play hardball." She rams her weapon in the ground like a spear and does a few hand signs before crouching slightly, hands at her side as if she were carrying a large sphere, when an icy boulder a little bigger than a bowling ball forms in her hands. She launches it at Finn, who barely dodges.
But Jake however, who's still trying to fight of the kitten in the background wanders right in its path. The pink kitten see's the boulder and leaps off jakes face, who joyfully says, "Finally I can see!" Right before getting hit in the face by the ball of ice, which smashes him into a large tree, splintering the wood like it was hit by a cannonball. Jake melts his battered face out from behind the icy boulder and falls forward heavily, his face hitting the ground with a splat and melting over the grass. Still he gives a thumbs up and says a quick "I'm ok."  
Furious, Finn lunges at her, and she barely has time to pull her guan dao out of the grass and block his sword with the pole of her weapon, but even so she's thrown to the ground, with Finn still pressing his sword against her weapon, keeping her pinned as her weapon slowly gets pushed down and the sword nears her face.


"Amy! I can can't shake this guy, blind him!" She yells to her cat, which sprints over to her, and in a swift motion she kicks Finn in the chest, knocking him off her, before rolling into a kneeling position, hunched over to cover her eyes as much as possible, as the kitten leaps onto her back and gives off a bright flash, like from a camera, but in all directions.
Finn recoils, blinded from the flash and barely able to see, just as the ninja rushes over and gives him a swift uppercut.
Finn swings his sword wildly, trying to blink the stars out of his eyes and shouting "Where are you!" at the top of his lungs, while she quickly slides behind him and WHAM! Kicks him back, knocking him over and making him drop his sword.
He blindly feels around for it, like Velma searching for her glasses, but just when he's about to grab it, a large brown boot kicks it out of his reach.
Over beside the wreaked tree, Jake, without moving from his face down position, asks, "Hey Finn are you winning? Finn?" He looks up, squinting through two black eyes and a lumpy face over at where Finn is, and see's the ice ninja standing beside him holding her Guan dao made from solid ice above her head like she's about to beat Finn with it.
"Finn look out!" Jake yell's as he leaps over and tackle's her to the ground. Finn uses this time to rub his eyes and try to get some of his vision back. After a moment or two he picks up his sword and goes over to Jake.


"Thanks Jake, I think I can handle it from here."
"Good, cause I've got a bone to pick with that cat." He says with malice, letting go of the ice ninja and walking over to the kitten, who's licking its paw and rubbing its head as cats have a tendency to do. He points his finger at the kitten dramatically and says.
"I don't care how adorable you are, You're going down!"
The kitten leaps back on jakes face. "AHHH NOT AGAIN!" But this time instead of trying to pull the kitten off, he punches the kitten (and himself) in the face. Stunned, the kitten falls to the ground.
"AMY!" The ice ninja shouts with worry, but she looks back at the angry Finn and try's to regain her cool.
That's some dog you've got. I was worried id accidentally killed him for a minute there, but if you'll excuse me, I've got to make sure Amy's OK too. She back-flips away from Finn, makes a few hand signs, then rams her hands on the ground while shouting "Frozen lake!" In an instant, a flat, shiny sheet of ice forms across the ground in the clearing, essentially turning it into an ice skating rink. Finn slips on the ice as it forms beneath his feet, along with Jake. Although while Finn continues trying to stand Jake just stays on his belly sliding around and going, "Whee!" As he spins around aimlessly. The ninja however walks across the ice with ease.
"Hey! How come you aren't slipping?"
"Magic ice climber boots. Why do you think I wear these things?"
"I thought you just had big feet." Jake responds.
She shoots him a dirty look while she picks up her kitten, and runs off.
"Jake! She's getting away, stretch us out of here!"
"You got it bro." he stretches across the slippery ice, grabbing Finn and placing him on the ices edge before stretching his way out as well. Isabella looks back and see's that they're still on her tail.


"You guys just don't know when to quit!"
"Lady, were heroes and heroes never give up!" Finn responds with bravado.
"Well maybe you'll reconsider when I pull out the big guns. Prepare to witness," she starts making hand signs, "The single awesomest ice ninja weapon there is." She curls her fingers like claws and swings her arms to her sides menacingly as she strikes a pose like wolverine showing off his claws. Floating chunks of ice begin to form down and past her arms, "The Talons, of the Great Ice Beast!" and the floating chunks form long, wide bearlike arms each tipped with 3 huge ice claws, each claw like a hooked sword.
Finn and Jake look in awe under the shadow of these massive arms, each about twice as long as the ninja is tall. Jake cowers behind Finn, asking timidly "Finn, can we give up now?" but Finn just looks more determined and ready's his sword.
She stabs at Finn and Jake with one of the arms, the two of them leaping out of the way right before impact, long talons sinking into the ground like a warm knife through butter. She pulls the claws out at an angle, dragging them through the ground and leaving huge gashes in the earth. Following the direction that Finn took when he leapt away. Frantically he runs and then skids behind a large tree to avoid the claws, which scrape along the tree, leaving deep gashes in the trunk, but failing to cut all the way through. Jake, seeing that Finn nearly got sliced in half, attacks. Not really expecting to get a hit in, but rather draw attention away from Finn. With the other arm she slams the paw down inches from where Jake was standing previously. Denting the ground from the force of impact, just as Finn leaps out from behind the tree and sprints at her, yelling a battle cry and brandishing his sword above his head.
Distracted she turns to take another swipe at Finn, but this gives Jake enough time to get in close and grab her. Wrapping her up tight with one arm and the kitten with another. Without hands to guide them anymore the talons drop to the ground, now useless chunks of ice.


"Boo-yeah! Now who's got the skills! You may have put up a pretty good fight, but your no match for us, we're an unstoppable team! Finn yells."
"You bet we are! That'll show you not to be evil. Speaking of which who are you anyway? I've never really seen any ice ninjas before, and last I checked the ice king wasn't the kind of guy who has `friends'."
"Well, jets just find out." Finn says as he grabs the black mask she uses to cover the lower half of her face and is about to yank it off, but suddenly Jakes arm starts smoking.
"YEEOWWW!!!" His arm starts spazzing out with pain and the ninja is thrown a few feet away, her mask, which was still clutched in Finns hand rips off and she lands nimbly, still holding her amulet of infinite flame in one hand, and proceeds to shoot a flamethrower like stream of fire at Jakes other arm so he'll let go of the cat, which sprints over to Isabella and climbs on her shoulder. She then reaches under her hood to remove a leftover bit of black fabric and stands tall and confident, then torches the surrounding area, creating a wall of flame between her and the two of them, but when she pulled out the fabric it had loosened her hood, which slides down, revealing her shiny light orange hair. With her free hand she shifts the hood out of her way, still focused on the task at hand, and a long ponytail spills out gracefully.




She stands there surrounded by flames, long shiny hair flapping in the breeze, looking at the stunned Finn. And though his eyesight may still be blurred from Amy's bright flash and the roaring fire he can still see the unmistakable face, of another human.
Jake tugs on his arm, frantically, trying to snap him out of his funk. "Come on man! The whole place is on fire, we gotta get out of here!!!!"
"But."
She turns to walk away, a puff of steam rising from where she put out the flames with her ice powers so she'd have a clear path out.
A flaming tree branch falls in front of them, snapping Finn out of it as he covers his face with one arm to protect it from the sparks. Half dragged by Jake, he gets up and together they run out of the forest. Once they reach the edge of the forest a huge jet of snow erupts into the sky behind them and falls to the ground like a heavy snowstorm, putting out the fire and covering the forest in a blanket of snow.
"What happened man? It's like you just froze. She didn't get you with her ice ninja powers did she?"
"No bro, nothing like that."
"Then what dude."
"Jake, I think… I think that ice ninja is human."
"Huh? No way bro, you musta been seein things. It's just like that time with the creepy fish people. And besides, there was fire everywhere an junk.
"Jake, we have to find her again."
"What? Why?"
"I just have to know for sure."
"Awww, but I almost got chopped in half like three times from those big claws of hers, plus her escape plan burned down half the forest."
Finn gives him one of those looks. So Jake replies
"Look if it'll make you feel any better, we're bound to run into her again eventually. I mean she's probably working for the ice king and we fight him all the time."
"Then we'd better go pay the ice king a visit."
"Can we at least get lunch first?"
"Welllll, alright, but then we go see the ice king, got it?"
"Got it."




Back at the ice kingdom, Isabella walks in the front door of the ice kings castle.
"Izzy! Your back. You're not hurt are you?"
"Just a few bumps and bruises, nothing big."
"You sure? Nothing broken, no deadly poisons coursing through your veins?"
"Seriously, pops, I'm fine."
"I'm sorry, it's just that I worry about you so much? I'm still not comfortable with this whole adventuring thing you've started doing. All alone out there fighting monsters and who knows what else all the time."
"Hey, you know I'm not alone, I've got Amore here." She says while holding up the glowing pink kitten. "And she has healing powers, so even if I did get in a tight spot, Amy'll just heal me up good as new, won't you?" She says while cuddling Amore (amore means love in Italian and is the kittens full name, but she goes by Amy for short.).
"Meow."
"See, you've got nothing to be worried about." She gives the ice king a quick hug. "Besides we both know that the moment I'm out of the castle you've forgotten all about me and go right back to harassing princesses."
"Yea, but when I get back I still have to worry."
"And that's good enough for me." They let go of each other.
"So what sort of adventures did you get up to today?"
"Oh, I fought those Finn and Jake guys"
"WHAT! I told you not to interact with those two!"
"No you didn't."
"Well I was meaning to!" he stands there for a moment. "Well did you win?"
"Ehhhhhh, I'd call it a draw."
"Well that's good I guess. Hey, did you remember to get groceries?"
"Awwwww shoot, I forgot."
"What! But I gave you a list and everything! Now what are we gonna have for lunch!"
"Can we just eat whatever's in the fridge?"
"There isn't anything in the fridge, that's why I asked you to go get groceries!"
"Fine fine, don't get your panties in a bunch; I'll just go get them now." She opens the door and steps outside, but spots something in the distance. "Hey, who's that?"
"Who's what?" The ice king asks as he flies over to take a look too.
"Hey, it looks like those Finn and Jake guys. All right! They must be here for a rematch." She says while punching her hand and looking positively eager for another round. The ice king on the other hand…
"Oh no." he grabs Isabella and quickly fly's over to the secret ice ninja room and tosses her in.
"Ice king, what the hell!"
"Izzy. stay here until I say so."
"No way! I wanna fight Finn and Jake!"
"THIS IS NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION!!!!" He says with his scary, I'll kill you if you don't do what I say, face. She stands there, arms crossed and angry, but lets the ice king seal the entrance.



Back outside Finn is about to knock on the door, but just before his fist reaches the door the ice king quickly opens it.
"There are no princesses here so get lost!!!"
"Uhhh, we weren't gonna ask that." Finn reply's in confusion.
"Yea, we were gonna ask if you knew anything about any ice ninjas. You see we fought one earlier today" jakes voice starts getting skeptical and kinda condescending "and Finn thinks she might have been a human so he's all moody about finding her again and we were wondering if you knew anything that could help us."
The ice king slams the door in their face, so Jake turns to Finn and says
"Guess he didn't know anything."
Finns eyebrows furrow and his lips press together with skepticism. "No, he's definitely hiding something, and I'm gonna figure out what."
"Sounds like were gonna have to do some spyin."
"Super secret spyin."
"Awww yea."
"Come on Jake, let's get this espionage under-waaay!"
They slink off to a ledge on one of the nearby mountains with a good view of the ice kings window. Finn looks through his binoculars while back in the castle the ice king unseals his secret ninja room to let out Isabella, who oddly enough is wearing her hood and mask. Which the ice king asks about.
"Hey, what's with the mask? You aren't supposed to wear it inside. its like with hats, its rude."
"Pop's, I heard the whole thing from over here, and you couldn't have been more obvious, so unless Finn and Jake are complete morons, they're probably spying on us right now."
"Really?" He says while looking around the room as if he expected to find a hidden camera stashed somewhere.
"And if you really are this determined for them to not find out who I am, then it's probably best that I keep the mask on."
"Good idea. You probably shouldn't go out for groceries then either."
"Yea, I guess not."
Back with Finn and Jake, Finn sees her through the binoculars and says,
"*gasp!* There she is!"
"So she is working for the ice king, maybe like as a secret assassin or something. What are they saying?"
"I dunno dude." He lowers the binoculars. "We're gonna have to get in closer."
They go to the side of the castle and Jake stretches part of the way up with Finn on his back.
"Wait Jake, don't go too high. We don't want to get spotted."
"Don't worry man, I'll just stretch my ear up to the window so I can hear what they're saying." He stretches his ear up to the edge of the window an turns it back and forth like a radar for a moment until he gets a good signal.
"So what are they saying?" Finn asks.
"They're just arguing about what toppings they want to get on the pizza they're ordering. Apparently she really wants hot peppers but the ice king doesn't like them."
"That's it?"
"Hold on Finn, you have to be patient with these sort of things." He listens in again. "Ok, apparently her name is Izzy."
Izzy huh?
"Shush Finn I'm trying to focus here. Ok, the ice kings asking when she'll take her mask off and she said when she's sure we're not spying on them anymore. Now the ice kings talking about how bad it would be if we found out," Then Jake stops mid-sentence, seemingly frozen with shock.
"Found out what! Jake, found out what!"
"Dude, he just said she was an ice princess."
"A princess?! Well come on lets go rescue her!" He says while getting his sword out of his back pack.
"No man not princess, ice princess, he said ice princess and that girl Izzy is his daughter!"
"Whaaaaaa! That can't be right; you must have heard it wrong!"
"Man I know what I heard!! AAAAAAAAA she just called him pop's!!"
"WELL WHAT'DO WE DO!"
"I DON'T KNOW!!!"
"WELL LET'S GO ASK SOMEONE WHO DOES!"
"OK!!!!"
"And Jake runs off on his stilt legs while Finn rids in his back."





"She's a what?!" Bubblegum princess yells in surprise
Finn reply's, "Yea, the ice king said she was an ice princess and she called him pop's!"
"What should we do princess bubblegum?" Jake asks in a worried tone
"I, I don't know, nothing like this have ever happened before. The ice king is one of the few not part of the grand confederate of Ooo royalty. Our laws don't apply to him, they never have! Do we at least know if she wants to be the ice princess?"
"I dunno, she seemed like it." Jake answers.
"Yea, but she might be under some kind of curse or something. No-one in their right mind would want to be that jerks daughter." Says Finn
"That may well be the case Finn, but if she really is fine with being the ice princess, then we may have to deal with the repercussions of that."
"What do you mean "repercussions"?" Jake asks, but this time with his usual boldness.
Princess bubblegum goes on. "Over the years, the ice king has gained a great number of enemies,"
"No doubt, what with all the princess capturing and other evil stuff he's always doing." Finn butts in.
"No Finn, you don't understand. until now the grand confederate of Ooo royalty has taken a very lenient approach to the ice king, deciding to mostly ignore him and his diabolical ways, but now that he has a princess of his own, the confederate is likely to take a more aggressive attitude against the ice king and try to pay him back for all the times he's stolen their princesses. If she really is the ice princess, and wants to continue being the ice princess, then her life may be in grave danger."
"How grave are we talking about here?" Jake asks
And with dramatic flair bubblegum princess reply's. "Six feet under."
Finn and Jake exchange looks of worry.




On the way out of the candy kingdom Finn remarks," So not only do we have to worry about the ice king, but also every kingdom that the ice king has ever stolen a princess from."
"Which is all of them."
"This is pretty bad bro."
"You're telling me. And I was the one who just wanted to go home and sleep for 12 hours, then worry about all this in the morning. Instead we're worrying about this now, and we only have last night's sleep to go on."
"But you slept almost all day yesterday."
"Well it's the principle of the thing."
"Which would be?"
"Well its, uhhhhhhhhh," he scratches his head, "I got nothing. So just what are we going to say to her once we get there? "Hey you aren't cursed are you" and "every kingdom in ooo is probably gonna try and kill you"."
"Pretty much."
"I'm cool with that. Hey what happened to the whole figuring out if she's human thing?"
"We can do that later. Right now she needs to know that her life is in danger and be freed from the ice kings curse."
"Hey, Finn, wouldn't it be weird if she wasn't cursed?"
"Yea man, that would be pretty weird. I can't imagine why anyone would want to hang out with the ice king."
"Me neither dude. He's such a huge weirdo."
"But after this is over, then maybe I can finally know for sure if I'm the last human." Finn says with a sort of sad look on his face.
Jake looks at his little brother, feeling bad that it's probably gonna end up being just another disappointment for him. "Sure thing Finn. And if not, then you'll still have me here to watch your back."
"Thanks man. Now lets go save a princess."