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Time Machine (Sexual Offenderman) by arcanineryu Time Machine (Sexual Offenderman) by arcanineryu
This was a response to someone on tumblr commenting that he could imagine Smexy finding an empty box and pretending it's a time machine. I agreed. I could totally see him doing that too, so i drew this.
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:iconzariaquartz:
ZariaQuartz Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015
A half hour later....Hey arc, it tested positive, congratulations!!!
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:iconshadowedsilver:
ShadowedSilver Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I wanna play in a box too! *puts tiny box on head* *can no longer see* were!
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:iconkatsunuke:
Katsunuke Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Oh you won't be sitting! Perv plz 
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TheChangerOfFates Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oooohhhh~! Y'know, I probably should've thought about that before writing that comment. Whelp, oh well!
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TheChangerOfFates Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
The real question is how a 6 or more feet tall fuck-monster fit you and itself into a small ass box! XD
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arcanineryu Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Student General Artist
to be honest, the box is probably way bigger, I just couldn't be bothered to draw it in proportion
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:iconweirdvect201:
weirdvect201 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015
I'm just glad it's not a real time machine. Can you imagine? History would be full of tales of a weird tall traveler that gave people roses.
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:iconbudderisveryspecial:
Budderisveryspecial Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015
Too late!
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:iconmeanya:
meanya Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015
Damn, how did you both fit in there like that box??
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:iconkatglow7111:
Katglow7111 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 13, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
WAT U GUYS DOING?Rika Shinozaki Lisbeth (Curious) [V2] 
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:iconpianotrickster:
PianoTrickster Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I will :3
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DvArtGal13 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
funny
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:iconcynderfan15:
Cynderfan15 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
😆
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:icongigi317:
Gigi317 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
How can he fit in the box? o.o
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:iconyume-the-lynx:
Yume-The-Lynx Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I would stay in the box with him FOREVAH
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PonyOverPainter Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
Me: Guys, what ya doing there?  Rika Shinozaki Lisbeth (Curious) [V2] 
Arc: Sitting for like...30 mins in a CardBoard Box -_- Smexy thinking it's a time machine.Wolf Mad 
Smexy: HEY! I STILL HAVE AN IMAGINATION OF A KID! swearing :shakepope: 
Me: May I join? Darkar-rape face (VALV)
Smexy: -in his mind-Professor Party  U Mad Bro? lolitrollu 
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Catarilara Featured By Owner May 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I did this to my brother.

I tried to get him in a closet for 3 minutes and then exit and pretend it's 15 minutes ahead, making sure he couldn't access anything that could tell the time.
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TheCreepypastaz Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Student General Artist
LOL
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trana-blay5 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I am just imagining him with the most derp-tastic face you'll ever see a Slender make.  Like a fusion of :iconuguufaceplz: and :iconiloveitmoreplz:
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RagetheInsane10 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would totally wait in a carboard box WITH Smexy... for 30min.... wait.... nope I couldn't Llama Emoji-66 (Orly) [V3] 
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Thecutedeadlox Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I CAN NOW LOCK THEM IN THEREhojoevilgrinplz 
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arcanineryu Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student General Artist
it is a cardboard box, hell, smexy could probably lick his way out, let alone the massive teeth and claws.
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:iconthecutedeadlox:
Thecutedeadlox Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*picks up steal*:3 I WILL USE DIS
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danielle14178 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
How big is that box o-o
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larafanVGC Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WHY?!!! FINALLY! hey but at least he doesn't rape you or some thing... ONLY FOR 30 MINUTEs!!!! TOT
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:iconangeltheforbidden:
AngelTheForbidden Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
My childhood.
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:iconimagriefer:
ImAGriefer Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Student Artist
Ur probs gonna have sex with her in there hehe :)
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:iconmarybethisbest:
marybethisbest Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
arc just jump out and i can go in if you dont want to:secretlove: 
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:iconlolalia4:
lolalia4 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
what r u doin in there slendy? *perv look*
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KaveeyarKV Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
That's not slendy XD
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:iconlolalia4:
lolalia4 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
yea i know just spelling error:D
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:iconkaveeyarkv:
KaveeyarKV Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
Yeah, Offenderman is like way different from Slendy, they'd be like enemies.
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lolalia4 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
yea.......
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:iconaskthecreepypastaz:
AskTheCreepypastaz Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Student Artist
floatingheartplz Eh?...s3x? =3?
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SoundwaveTheCat Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
cool time machine *walks in and looks in box* hi XD
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slendylover5556 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Student General Artist

dammit emoticons

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arcanineryu Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Student General Artist
actually this :iconfloatingheartplz: is an icon plz account, not an emoticon, so when putting it down put : iconfloatingheartplz: don't forget the icon part that goes in front.
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slendylover5556 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Student General Artist

thanks I'm gonna try it

:iconfloatingheartplz:

 

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slendylover5556 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Student General Artist

seems weird......

YES....  :floatingheartzplz:

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Brejchova Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013
lol! XD
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:icontmntlover0720:
TMNTLOVER0720 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013
We all know what Smexy can do in under 30 minutes...

I suggest get out of there before anything seriously dirty happens
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:iconlolalia4:
lolalia4 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013
dude i don't think she is gonna LET dat happen
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D2021 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Student General Artist
:giggle: hehehe silly smexy.
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Typhlosion1234 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013
Nice one offendy.free Jewel emote 
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danielle14178 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
well if you fall asleep in the box...
when you woke up it would be in the future...

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RandomJellyBean Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist

im confused arc

who IS LYNNE?

(oh and I love the drawling)

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Southcarolinagirl Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Slendy logic :3
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beatleschick13 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Student Artist
....I now want to see an animation of Smexy and Arc coming out of the box, dubbed over by the Charlie the Unicorn Future episode...Arc is Charlie and Smexy and (maybe?) Lynn as the other two Unicorns...
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shadowkitten12 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Student General Artist
Heeheehee!:icondragonlaughplz: I got to try that later...
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sheepish-Bunbert Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Dialogue in this deviation made me chuckle in amusement XD
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