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Time Machine (Sexual Offenderman) by arcanineryu Time Machine (Sexual Offenderman) by arcanineryu
This was a response to someone on tumblr commenting that he could imagine Smexy finding an empty box and pretending it's a time machine. I agreed. I could totally see him doing that too, so i drew this.
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:iconspringtrapfan23:
Springtrapfan23 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wouldn't fall for that but If he rapes her I'll be the one to say I told you so
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:iconbutterkitti:
BUTTERKITTI Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2015  Student General Artist
*troll face* ;3
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:icondonincrow:
donincrow Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
who even is he  o m g
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:iconzariaquartz:
ZariaQuartz Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015
A half hour later....Hey arc, it tested positive, congratulations!!!
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:iconshadowedsilver:
ShadowedSilver Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I wanna play in a box too! *puts tiny box on head* *can no longer see* were!
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:iconkatsunuke:
Katsunuke Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Oh you won't be sitting! Perv plz 
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:iconthechangeroffates:
TheChangerOfFates Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oooohhhh~! Y'know, I probably should've thought about that before writing that comment. Whelp, oh well!
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:iconthechangeroffates:
TheChangerOfFates Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
The real question is how a 6 or more feet tall fuck-monster fit you and itself into a small ass box! XD
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:iconarcanineryu:
arcanineryu Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Student General Artist
to be honest, the box is probably way bigger, I just couldn't be bothered to draw it in proportion
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:iconweirdvect201:
weirdvect201 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015
I'm just glad it's not a real time machine. Can you imagine? History would be full of tales of a weird tall traveler that gave people roses.
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:iconbudderisveryspecial:
Budderisveryspecial Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015
Too late!
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:iconmeanya:
meanya Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015
Damn, how did you both fit in there like that box??
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:iconkatglow7111:
Katglow7111 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 13, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
WAT U GUYS DOING?Rika Shinozaki Lisbeth (Curious) [V2] 
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:iconpianotrickster:
PianoTrickster Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I will :3
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:icondvartgal13:
DvArtGal13 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
funny
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:iconcynderfan15:
Cynderfan15 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
😆
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:icongigi317:
Gigi317 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
How can he fit in the box? o.o
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:iconyume-the-lynx:
Yume-The-Lynx Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I would stay in the box with him FOREVAH
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:iconponyoverpainter:
PonyOverPainter Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
Me: Guys, what ya doing there?  Rika Shinozaki Lisbeth (Curious) [V2] 
Arc: Sitting for like...30 mins in a CardBoard Box -_- Smexy thinking it's a time machine.Wolf Mad 
Smexy: HEY! I STILL HAVE AN IMAGINATION OF A KID! swearing :shakepope: 
Me: May I join? Darkar-rape face (VALV)
Smexy: -in his mind-Professor Party  U Mad Bro? lolitrollu 
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Catarilara Featured By Owner May 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I did this to my brother.

I tried to get him in a closet for 3 minutes and then exit and pretend it's 15 minutes ahead, making sure he couldn't access anything that could tell the time.
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:iconthecreepypastaz:
TheCreepypastaz Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
LOL
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:icontrana-blay5:
trana-blay5 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I am just imagining him with the most derp-tastic face you'll ever see a Slender make.  Like a fusion of :iconuguufaceplz: and :iconiloveitmoreplz:
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RagetheInsane10 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would totally wait in a carboard box WITH Smexy... for 30min.... wait.... nope I couldn't Llama Emoji-66 (Orly) [V3] 
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:iconthecutedeadlox:
Thecutedeadlox Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I CAN NOW LOCK THEM IN THEREhojoevilgrinplz 
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:iconarcanineryu:
arcanineryu Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student General Artist
it is a cardboard box, hell, smexy could probably lick his way out, let alone the massive teeth and claws.
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:iconthecutedeadlox:
Thecutedeadlox Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*picks up steal*:3 I WILL USE DIS
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danielle14178 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
How big is that box o-o
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larafanVGC Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WHY?!!! FINALLY! hey but at least he doesn't rape you or some thing... ONLY FOR 30 MINUTEs!!!! TOT
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:iconangeltheforbidden:
AngelTheForbidden Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
My childhood.
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:iconimagriefer:
ImAGriefer Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Student Artist
Ur probs gonna have sex with her in there hehe :)
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:iconmarybethisbest:
marybethisbest Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
arc just jump out and i can go in if you dont want to:secretlove: 
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:iconlolalia4:
lolalia4 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013
what r u doin in there slendy? *perv look*
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:iconkaveeyarkv:
KaveeyarKV Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
That's not slendy XD
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:iconlolalia4:
lolalia4 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
yea i know just spelling error:D
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:iconkaveeyarkv:
KaveeyarKV Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
Yeah, Offenderman is like way different from Slendy, they'd be like enemies.
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:iconlolalia4:
lolalia4 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
yea.......
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:iconaskthecreepypastaz:
AskTheCreepypastaz Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Student Artist
floatingheartplz Eh?...s3x? =3?
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SoundwaveTheCat Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
cool time machine *walks in and looks in box* hi XD
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:iconslendylover5556:
slendylover5556 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Student General Artist

dammit emoticons

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arcanineryu Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Student General Artist
actually this :iconfloatingheartplz: is an icon plz account, not an emoticon, so when putting it down put : iconfloatingheartplz: don't forget the icon part that goes in front.
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slendylover5556 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Student General Artist

thanks I'm gonna try it

:iconfloatingheartplz:

 

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slendylover5556 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Student General Artist

seems weird......

YES....  :floatingheartzplz:

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Brejchova Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013
lol! XD
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:icontmntlover0720:
TMNTLOVER0720 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013
We all know what Smexy can do in under 30 minutes...

I suggest get out of there before anything seriously dirty happens
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:iconlolalia4:
lolalia4 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013
dude i don't think she is gonna LET dat happen
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:icond2021:
D2021 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Student General Artist
:giggle: hehehe silly smexy.
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Typhlosion1234 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013
Nice one offendy.free Jewel emote 
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danielle14178 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
well if you fall asleep in the box...
when you woke up it would be in the future...

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RandomJellyBean Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist

im confused arc

who IS LYNNE?

(oh and I love the drawling)

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Southcarolinagirl Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Slendy logic :3
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