Smexy FAQ

Can he get people pregnant?
No, he cannot get the typical human pregnant, it’s like the whole fucking a horse and expecting a centaur thing, it just doesn’t work that way. In fact being a different species from humans, his frequent raping of us could almost be considered something like bestiality among his species.

Is he single?
Technically, he actually isn’t, in fact he’s married, multiple times.
Being the horny rapist that he is, he holds the concepts of relationships such as marriage in such low regard, that all the times he was proposed to, he accepted, seeing the whole thing as less of a binding contract of support and affection between two people, and more as an excuse for a big party and fancy cake, or some other “fun” shenanigan’s and/or benefits.

Does he have a (__) colored rose?
He can make a rose with any color or pattern, the only limitations arise when you try to change the materials or texture of the rose. For instance, he’s not going to give you a rose made entirely out of bacon, but he can give you a bacon patterned rose. So just remember, he’s handing out flowers, not objects arranged like flowers. As far as variation goes he’s limited to color, pattern, type of bloom, thorned or thorn-less, and a little bit of variation on fragrance, but only in the way that there is a little bit of variation between different varieties of roses and how they smell.

What if the person is allergic to roses?
His roses are not like regular ones, to the point where it’s not clear if they are even real flowers at all, but either way, it is downright impossible to be allergic to his roses, no matter what flower allergy they might have.

Can he give out any other kind of flower?
Unless he goes and pulls it out of the ground somewhere (or steals it from a department store or something) then no, and if asked to provide another flower he will more often than not outright refuse, after all he has roses in almost every color and style, and all of them are exceptionally perfect or even better in quality, and to say that they would still prefer lily’s or something over his roses is something he can find pretty offensive. But more importantly, any other regular flower wouldn’t hold the same contract as his roses, so for obvious reasons he would much prefer you took a rose instead.

What if you gave him a rose?
His rose contract doesn’t work like that, giving him a rose is the same as giving him any other gift, except more on the obnoxious side in his case. Unless you are willing to take one of his roses in return, then this is a good way to piss him off, especially if he’s already in a bad mood.

What is the youngest age he will go after?
It varies between kid to kid since he bases it off of physical maturity instead of age, and since some age faster than others, then they would be targeted earlier, but he definitely doesn’t go based on what age is considered “legal” so really, it’s closer to 14-16 than say 18-19. Though there is a loophole there. He leaves kids alone because him doing the dirty deed with them makes humans taste repulsive to most slenders. If there was no chance of the Slenderman ever meeting or attempting to eat the child, wellll……

What if you’re a lesbian or a guy or something?
First off, he swings both ways, and in every which direction after that, and second, you’re getting raped, he’s not exactly asking your permission or anything here, so he doesn’t really care if you aren’t attracted to men… or faceless rape monsters.

Safety in numbers?
Sometimes, unless he decides to just take the whole group.

What if you start stalking HIM?!
Yeah, good luck finding the guy, he can teleport to anywhere on the planet instantly, and does so frequently. He is also invisible to recording equipment, or else will cause distortion in it (especially if its audio based) but he can also easily erase or destroy such technology so it is almost impossible to track him this way.  But even if you did manage to find him, chances are you won’t even remember him at all. Don’t forget, he has the ability to erase memories, and does so after almost every encounter he has with anyone.

What’s he into/ what does he find most attractive?
Depending on his mood, everyone and everything. Just because you don’t have a perfect figure, or are into some really weird stuff, or even haven’t bathed in a week isn’t enough to stop him or turn him off to you. But in general, he enjoys when people try to fight back. The more aggressive and more they hurt him the better. But once again, it depends on his mood, sometimes he would rather have someone willing, or else more on the timid and paralyzed with fear side.

How do you hurt/kill him?
He heals very fast and can recover from almost any wound. It is almost impossible for him to be killed though things such as blood loss, brain or spine injury, or organ damage. The only way to really kill him is to destroy him to the point where he can no longer regenerate, such as ripping him to tiny pieces and burning them, although admittedly, destroying or cutting of his head would probably slow him down a lot more than anything else, but it’s not enough to kill him. But even then it’s not entirely clear if this would work at killing him for good. Though everything I mentioned is not easy to accomplish either because he can react very quickly by teleporting, able to teleport out of the way faster than a bullet would take to reach him once out of the barrel of the gun. So unless he’s messing with you or you have some way of getting around his teleporting, pretty much the only way you’ll be hurting him will be when he lets you do it to fuel his intense masochism. He loves the pain, shooting him in the gut with a shotgun or something is only gonna turn him on more.

Is he real?
I highly doubt that.

What’s his relation to the other slenders?
In general, his backstory follows the idea that slenders can turn half-dead humans into other slenders, and in his case, he was turned into a slender by Splendorman, pretty much making him the youngest of the four brothers, and giving him a few more traits similar to Splendorman, rather than just being based off the Slenderman, but you’re free to make up your own backstory’s for him if you like, I just thought this one was the most interesting personally. But in other incarnations, especially in ones where he was born as a slender, then he’s not necessarily the youngest. Some of these are actually very well made and interesting tangents and I would highly recommend them to the people who like the character, especially users such as Paradoxoid.

Can I do (fill in the blank) with Sexual Offenderman?
Of course you can, that’s why I made him in the first place, to give you guys a basic idea from which you would be free to use in your own stories and artwork. In fact one of my issues with him is that I made him TOO well. What was originally meant as a framework concept to be used by other artists more comfortable with the very adult content inherent in anyone who’s name literally means rapist, quickly became a very fleshed out character due to the huge amount of popularity he had quickly gained bringing in a tidal wave of fans asking that I do more with the character.
So while I’m pretty happy with how he turned out all things considering, this still goes against his original intention, that being a character for everyone else to do with as they saw fit, and to be honest I’m worried about what all this attention ive gotten for accidentally making a popular sex icon could do to my career as an artist
You can ask my permission to use him if you like, and especially if you have a very large project in mind I would appreciate you letting me know about it, but don’t feel that you need to stick with the cannon I set for him, I encourage all of you to be creative and use him however you like. Although if you insist on trying to make something of him that keeps with his original cannon that’s fine too, and you can ask me questions through tumblr or deviantart if you want, but really the only thing I ask is that you show me what you made, besides that go nuts :3

Does that include porn?
Yes, that includes porn, I mean honestly, his name is Sexual Offenderman, he was practically made for porn.

Can I have his hat?
No you can’t have his hat.

What makes him angry?
Now this is a question I get most often in response to my pictures of him in a berserker like rage by people wondering how to avoid making him that angry, but you have to realize, getting him that angry is something that rarely happens, and has to do with more with him slipping into the fight or flight mentality, being so angry or in so much pain that he has lost all reason and ability to think clearly, becoming a thoughtless killing machine, like a rabid dog. Now it’s not very often that you get mad enough to kill your whole family in cold blood, so don’t expect him to get like that very often either.  
For a slender, he’s actually pretty mellow and sociable. Besides his frequent raping and sadistic behavior, it’s hard to aggravate him outside of that. In other words, his mood is less based on what you might do to him, and more on whether he’s had sex lately and what kind, what he’s eaten lately, and what drugs he’s on. If you’re lucky enough to get him to postpone the whole “violent rape” thing, then you’ll often find him to be rather silly, open, playful, or even charming. This is for the most part his default when he’s not actively hunting, so If you can get him like that, then there’s not much you can do to get him that mad, more likely than not, if you do act annoying or mean, then he would retaliate by having a laugh at your expense, though his jokes can get pretty cruel. But even when he does seem mad, or scary, more often than not it’s less about him actually being mad, and more about him putting on a show to get a reaction out of people, meaning he can snap back to a good mood very quickly and easily. When he really truly is upset, then you wouldn’t really describe him as mad, more like grumpy. But a grumpy Smexy is still in general more dangerous than a normal one, if only because he becomes more insistent in his pursuit of sex.

How many does he fuck in a day?
As many as he wants depending on his mood and such. It’s not like he has some quota to fill beyond “do it frequently”.

What does Smexy sound like?
Closest I’ve been able to find that matches what I think his voice would sound like is the voice of the terror mask from the Splatterhouse game. Here’s a few links
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaxDi1…
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOZuK1…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvsgUS…


Is he some kind of god or demon?
Lol, I think he put it best
“I don’t think so. I mean I don’t think a god would break into somebody’s house at three am just to raid their fridge.”
However, there have been incarnations in which he was an actual demon, in that case an Incubus, and admittedly, much of his actions, and the fear he is meant to inspire, draws from the ideas of the succubus and incubus demons, which are the female and male versions of demons said to rape people in their sleep, but what makes him more unique compared to demons of that sort is his independence from having any kind of higher power he needs to answer to and a lack of many limitations associated with demons  

Who’s that girl in the yellow mask?
Well to be put bluntly, that’s me, the artist/write/creator/whatever. So yeah, you can call me Arc.
To go into greater detail though, I’m considered as what’s called a proxy to the Sexual Offenderman, which if you aren’t familiar with the Slenderman mythos… then frankly you probably shouldn’t be here and should go and appreciate that character a bit more instead, but to be put simply, a proxy acts as something as an in-between for the slender to interact with the humans through, as well as acting as a servant in general, whether willing or not.
So basically, thanks to the constant streams of questions directed to me about Smexy here and later on tumblr, acting as if I knew him personally, as well as asking questions I knew he wouldn’t answer very well, I decided to just put myself in the story.
The aforementioned story goes like this. I met the Sexual Offenderman when he targeted me as one of his victims, but when I offered to draw him, he was intrigued, so he held off for a while to see what I would make, wiping my mind of everything of our meeting but a vague idea of who he was and what he looked like . I finished my drawings and naturally I put them online, only for them to explode in popularity. Encouraged by many, I continued to make artwork featuring him for awhile, with the intention of giving away the “character” to someone else. However rather than have that happen, I was again approached by Smexy, who seeing how popular I was making him, wanted me to do more for him. I was able to get him to agree to a deal that said if I were to keep making artwork of him, then he could not force me to have sex with him, with the escape clause that if someone could take over for me, then I would be off the hook for good. But despite not being able to have sex with me, or perhaps because of that, he just would not leave me alone, so rather than just referring to me as some grumpy college student he wouldn’t leave the hell alone, he just made me his proxy instead.
However as a proxy, I pretty much fly in the face of what most consider a proxy to be. I’m uncooperative, lazy, I rarely follow orders, I don’t help him “hunt”, I intentionally try to limit him and sabotage his various plans, and I hate the guy to the point of actively trying to kill him, or in other words basically everything a slender doesn’t look for in a proxy, and yet Smexy is very aware of all of this; yes, even the trying to kill him thing, but he considers it as cute and amusing, and will at times even actively encourage this kind of behavior for whatever reason.
Also I should probably mention that I have a magical demon axe given to me by a talking inter-dimensionally traveling cat which I can summon at will and often will should I feel threatened or need to peel fruit or something, just so you don’t get confused when it pops up.
The comic for that is here. It was made by one of my fans Iamenimlusus and I decided to make it canon for the hell of it.
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You should check out the rest of her gallery too. She has some pretty great stuff.

He have any std's or will he give you any?
Surprisingly no. Despite the huge number he's had sex with over the years, he have never caught any disease, at all. It seems that slender's are totally immune to all known diseases, which also means he can't act as a carrier for them and therefore won't be able to infect anyone else. SO at least there's that.